Yes I DID make these up! Just ask my kids...
- "Life is too short to hurry through ice cream."
Should be self-explanatory.
- "You can't 'out-pig' a pig."
One of our tactics with our children (that didn't work) was to allow the messes our children made to remain until *they* tired of them, and decided on their own to clean up. Like that was ever going to happen! They were perfectly happy to wallow in their own slop, much like a pig. We were the only ones unhappy with the situation.
- "I'm still 17 in my mind!"
I still feel the same way inside as I did when I ws 17! My body, however, is beginning to disagree...